REPUBLISH: Stonehenge Apocalypse

Over drinks, Berly and LA discuss lore, gore and what they adore about the independent film, Stonehenge Apocalypse, starring Misha Collins.  Spoiler warning in effect!  Now, let's get tipsy!  CW/TW for violent and lewd commentary; listeners beware! 🔞

Summary: The podcast "Denim Wrapped Nightmares" discusses the supernatural series and its episodes over drinks. In this episode, the hosts recap the 2010 sci-fi movie "Stonehenge Apocalypse," directed by Paul Ziller and starring Misha Collins. The plot revolves around Stonehenge's mysterious movements and the discovery of ancient hieroglyphs in Maine. The movie features a countdown to a cataclysmic event, with scientists and military personnel scrambling to understand and stop the phenomenon. The hosts highlight the movie's action, suspense, and Misha Collins' performance, while also debunking the myth that Stonehenge was built by aliens, explaining its historical and cultural significance instead.

Resources:

• https://athome.fandango.com/content/browse/details/187330/187330
• https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1488598/
• http://www.supernaturalwiki.com/Stonehenge_Apocalypse
• https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/science/stonehenge-wasnt-built-by-aliens-report/articleshow/14380705.cms
• https://allthatsinteresting.com/anunnaki

Transcript

Berly: 0:00

Hey, y'all, it's Burleigh. I'm here with a quick update. We've got some good news and bad news. Let's go with the bad news first, unfortunately, our final interview for the gamble era has fallen through, and at this time, it looks unlikely that we will get that rescheduled. The good news is that we've already started recording our episodes for season eight, so we are still on track to premiere season eight of denim wrapped nightmares in May, early May at that. So please keep following us and stay tuned for more updates. Today, I have what I would like to think of as a great treat. We are republishing one of our episodes that we recorded during the writers and actors strike of 2023 these episodes were skipped by several listeners. A lot of people hadn't found us yet, and they just wanted to hear us talk about the show, which is understandable, but for our Stonehenge Apocalypse episode, we did a recap, which we hadn't done on any of our other episodes during the strike, and I worked really hard on it. So I want more people to listen to this episode. So I hope you enjoy listening to it as much as I enjoyed recording it. Here you go, and we'll be back in May. Welcome to denim wrapped nightmares. Tipsy Exchange Podcast where we explore the supernatural series, episode by episode

LA: 1:26

over drinks, we'll discuss the lore the gore and what we adore about the Winchesters and their adventures. I'm Burleigh and I'm a new fan of the series. I'm LA and I'm here along for the ride. Now let's

Berly: 1:43

get Tipsy. Hello. La Hey, Burley, our fundraiser is over, but we don't know if we've met the goal yet, because technically, it's not over right now. It'll be over by the time this episode is published, okay, but the deadline, it's too close to the date, and I want to get this edited so audience you'll find out next week, if we met our fundraiser goal or not. Fingers crossed for our next indie episode. One of our listeners messaged us that they missed our recaps, and another listener recommended that we do a sci fi movie. They specified a sci fi movie. I picked out two and did a poll on our social channels. The sci fi movie that the listener recommended is what won the poll. So strap in, guys, gals, non binary pals, because today we're talking about stone hinge apocalypse. And that's right, we're doing a recap.

LA: 2:48

All right. Well, it was initially released June 12 of 2010 directed by Paul Ziller, written by Paul Zeller and Brad Abram. It was production companies were real. One pictures, Cinna tell films, sci fi, chorus entertainment, the movie network super e cran and the National Bank of Canada, TV and motion picture group.

Berly: 3:12

It stars from the supernatural cast, Mr. Misha Collins, which LA and I happen to both be drinking a refreshing the chicagolands Right now, I think that I did more than two shots in these though,

LA: 3:25

I think so. Yeah,

Berly: 3:31

this is a fan service episode, right? Like one person was, like, I missed the recaps, and I went, oh shit, okay, I'll do it well,

LA: 3:39

and you actually took notes,

Berly: 3:40

I know. Oh, my goodness. All right, the movie opens up with sexy radio show host Jacob recording in his trailer, and after a tight close up of his mouth, we cut away to Stonehenge, and it's not CGI at all. Then suddenly we are 10,000 feet underground in waterside Maine. People are mining and scientists are looking at computers, and there's Egyptian hieroglyphs on an alcove in the wall. A scientist named Marla is using a brush to dust a giant hieroglyph that's already clearly visible. However, the other scientist guy cannot see it until she is done, and then he's like, oh, there it is. It's a large Ankh symbol among a bunch of other hieroglyphs that are apparently not important, okay? Because he looks at the ankh and declares it to be the one. Oh, then he dramatically opens one of those, like, silver briefcases that means something's really important in there. And inside there's, like, this fancy blue fabric and this really cool little ankh, golden thing. He picks it up. The Ankh is sucked out of his hand and into the ankh carving that's on the wall. No one is surprised by this, and no one is surprised when the ankh starts to glow a really. Bright, golden light, and then electrocute all around the edges of the alcove where the hieroglyphs are. Then we cut back to Stonehenge. There's a tour group walking around in Stonehenge. It's not roped off. They're just walking around freely. No problem. The tour lady is talking about the very real and accurate history of Stonehenge, when suddenly there's earthquake, and the tour group is all getting shaken and freaked out. Then one of the stones that's fallen over on its side starts glowing and pulsating this light, and the stones on the outside of Stonehenge start to move around in a circle, tearing up the grass. The tourists try to run away, but Stonehenge isn't having it. It starts to shoot lightning bolts out of all the stones into the stone in the middle that was pulsating light, and then bursts this like little bubble thing that zaps away all the tourists. Yeah, they just were incinerated. Yeah, incinerated. I don't know if they were incinerated or if they were transported somewhere. It is never explained, never explained. Then we cut back to sexy Jacob on his radio show, played by Misha Collins. He's talking about picking up electromagnetic fields that were shot from Maine to Stonehenge, asking if anybody knows anything. And he gets really upset when someone calls in and tells him he's crazy for thinking aliens were found on the moon, because, no, he doesn't believe aliens were found on the moon. What he said it was a robot head. Get it right, caller. Then other people start calling in and tell him, Hey, Stonehenge is moving, man. And you said you believe in the strange so this is right up your alley. And Jacob says, You know what? I'm going to check it out. So he does a little Googling, and sure enough, oh my god, Stonehenge was moving. There is military there. There is some strange shit going on. So he's like, I gotta go, guys. And cuts his radio show short. He gets in his car, and calls his friend Joseph. While he's on his way, it's really important. He gets a hold of Joseph. He's like, I'm on the case. I'm going, I'm going to go to airport. You should come with me. It's electromagnetic and it's Stonehenge, and it's strange. We gotta get there.

LA: 7:17

Now, the guy you called is the guy from the beginning, though,

Berly: 7:19

right? Yes, it turns out Joseph is the other scientist with the ankh who is 10,000 feet underground in waterside Maine the anks. And Joseph seemed to they have something to do with it. But you know, Jacob is like, it's really important, Joseph, I found something big. And then he says, this could validate your interpretation of the ancient texts again, never, never addressed. I don't know what texts they're talking about. I don't think it's ever brought up again, but Joseph and Jacob, they're just not communicating very well with each other, so they hang up the phone and neither of them know anything more than whenever they originally called the other like it's just not, good. Next we're at Salisbury Plain Primary School, which is two miles west of Stonehenge, and it has been taken over by the military. Here, there are even more scientists who are trying to figure out what the fuck is happening. And they discovered there's radio waves between the stones that aren't part of the electromagnetic interference. One of the scientists we'll call Dr trouble, just arrived, and he bitches at the other scientist named Casey. He's like, your report sucks. And Casey is like, Yeah, I know. But now we have radio waves, and they might be coming from underground. And then another scientist named David says, Yeah, but we also found this other anomaly, and it's a scan of the stone that was laying on its side and pulsating, glowing earlier. And guess what, guys, it's electromagnetic. Oh. And so the scientists are all like, oh my god, we have to figure this out, because the Russians are saying that we're doing nuclear shit, and that's bad. Then we cut away to see that sexy radio host Jacob is on the scene. He's going to Stonehenge to see what's going on. He waits until the sun goes down to sneak in because it's been shut down due to electromagnetic but he's taking pictures and recording himself talking about all the scientists in their projective gear, scanning everything, and they're drilling into the ground. He also has a little gage thing with him, and it's telling him there's electromagnetic stuff going on. The special stone that's on its side with the electromagnetic field inside of it starts pulsing again. And all the scientists are like, what is happening in the meantime, Jacob's moving closer and closer with his little Geiger counter. He's like,

Unknown: 9:41

no, no, guys, y'all gotta get out of there. Electromagnetic Run. Get out

Berly: 9:48

of there. He totally blows his cover, which was in the middle of a field, like a student, not hidden behind

LA: 9:55

anything. One of the military guys was, what did he say? Security. We need security. At the right now, because this

Berly: 10:02

guy in the middle of the field just suddenly became visible to us because he started yelling, we got to get it taken care of. Get him out of here. So the scientists all run to their car, which gets its windows blown out by the electromagnetic blast. But they seem to they don't get zapped away. But one of the scientists does not make it, and they do get zapped away to wherever the tourists are.

LA: 10:27

They're dead. You think they're

Berly: 10:29

dead? Yeah, all right, so whatever's going on is getting stronger and stronger, because all of the scientists back at the school are having an earthquake now, and their electricity is popping and the next thing you know, the Yucatan pyramid in Mexico opens up and turns into a massive volcanic eruption that can be seen from space. The scientists at the school are like, there seems to be some shit going on underground, and it's all connected somehow, but they just don't know for sure. Doctor trouble is like, we don't have time to worry about that right now. I want to know why these stones are moving. It's weird. We should focus on that first. And Casey says, I don't know, these disastrous events aren't good either. But apparently, dr, trouble is in charge, so that's that he puts his foot down. No, we're going to find out why the stones are moving. Fuck the volcano. Who cares? That happened over far away, not connected. Yeah, it's super far away. We don't need to worry about that. In the meantime, they know that they have this intruder. But apparently it's not that big of a deal, because Jacob is still just gallivanting around Stonehenge, looking at the dirt, using his little Geiger counter, surrounding around, doing whatever he wants. Nobody's gotten out there just yet. The scientists who didn't get zapped away, I guess they just left, I don't know, all the quits for the day. Now, back in Maine, the underground scientists are looking at a map that has all the hieroglyphs, and they're like, Okay, we're here, but we need to be here, like they're in a fucking mall or something. And that's it. That's the scene. Was this necessary? We cut back to Jacob, and he's looking at the weird, discolored dirt that the scientists discovered, and then Stonehenge, or no that they discovered before Stonehenge started moving again. Then we cut to the scientists at the school, and they're looking at the soil under a microscope, where they have found some super old cells, which are normally found in volcanos, and yet they're reproducing underground at Stonehenge in the same way that life on Earth was formed. Casey and David are like, Oh, my God, this is amazing. We gotta, we gotta learn more. But Dr, trouble is like, no, no, no, geomagnetic, electromagnetic, that's where it's at. We're going to focus on that. Jacob is checking out the stone that's on its side, the one that glows, and he finds this weird electromagnetic core thing that the scientists were looking at earlier at this time. They finally decide, okay, it's important. We should go get this intruder. So Jacob gets taken into custody back at the school. Jacob is insisting that people are in danger, and he needs to talk to who's in charge. But they're just like, No, no, no, you're just a trespasser. You don't get to make demands. And they throw him into their makeshift prison in the school with some other people who I guess were also trespassers. I don't know. I don't know who these other people are in the prison. It's never explained. It's

LA: 13:20

like a violation, wall violation. You can't keep him there. The

Berly: 13:25

scientists are analyzing the radio waves and notice that they're getting shorter in their pattern. They figure out that it's a countdown, just like an Independence Day. The countdown is 37 hours. Then GI Joe, who's been around the school, slash army base or whatever science operations base. The whole time comes in and it's like, hey, that really hot guy has some shit in his bag that I think you all should take a look at. It seems like it's relevant. And Doctor trouble is like, oh, it's ley lines. This is pseudoscience. And Casey says, Wait a minute. It looks like it is relevant. This shows a connection between the Yucatan and Stonehenge, just like I was trying to say earlier. Yeah, this proves my point. And Dr trouble says, Who is this guy? And then he finds out it's sexy ass Jacob. And he said, I hate that guy. Don't like him. But then David says, Wait a minute, he's actually kind of a badass. He won a Science Award, and we shouldn't write him off.

LA: 14:20

Didn't? Dr trouble bring up his finding aliens on the moon again or something? Yeah.

Berly: 14:26

Dr trouble gets out voted also. So GI Joe goes and is like, hey, sexy ass, Jacob, come with me. We want to talk to you. So obviously they take him to a basketball court to talk about science naturally, as one would do, it's what you do. And guess what? Maine is also connected to the Yucatan and Stonehenge. You don't say, Who would have thought, Oh, my goodness. So Joseph and his little group of scientists just became even more relevant. What is this? Ankh? Why are there Egyptian hieroglyphs in Maine? It's never. Explain. We never find out.

LA: 15:02

Yeah, it's a very odd place to choose for it to be connected to these places.

Berly: 15:08

So Jacob lets Casey know. Hey, that weird electrical grid thing that's inside the big stone on Stonehenge, there's a key, all right, I'm gonna let you know where it's at. And the soil is turning pink, and that means there's bacteria, and that's bad. I

LA: 15:23

thought it was purple. I thought it looked pink. Oh, he said purple. Maybe he's color blind. Maybe it

Berly: 15:31

looked pink. Somebody says pink. No, no, no, yeah. In the meantime, the scientists at the school send a helicopter to use a radar on Stonehenge, and they discover all these sneaky tunnels, sneaky looking things all over that are apparently really deep underground. But Stonehenge does not like this, so it uses its lightning bolt power to shock the helicopter and transport it or eviscerate it, whatever it is that it's doing to these things, it's like bye, bye, you go away. So that means more military people have to report to the school the scientists and military people are all like geomagnetic, cataclysmic event, underground, sequential power shits going down, man, this place is a threat, and it needs to be treated like one. So we're going to blow this shit up and stone hinges like Fuck you guys, and it does its big lightning bolt thing again, and just wipes away all the explosives like they were never there. The scientists are baffled, and they say, you know, we, you know we need to do we have to analyze data. Let's analyze some data. But the military is like, we don't have time for that. We need a hero. And Casey says, You know what? There's this sexy motherfucker we have over in our little fake makeshift prison, and I'm willing to bet that's our guy. Let's go get him back in. Maine Joseph and his friends have finally successfully followed the mall map to the special little hidden room where there's more hieroglyphs and carvings in the wall, and they're really excited about getting in there with their flashlights. They're like, Oh my gosh, guys, it's the prophecy. This is never explained. And Joseph is like, yes, a lot of continuity issues. This stone, okay, this cube that has the same symbol on it as the block at Stonehenge. This in here. It's really important, guys, let me dust it with a paint brush really quick, and then scan it so we can make sure that same symbol is on there, the symbol that's on the picture on our map, our mall map. This is it. We're at the right place. We've confirmed. And you know what? This is the power source that energizes the pyramid. And this power source needs a key back with the school scientists. It just so happens that Jacob knows exactly where the key is, because he got a good look at the Stonehenge power source, right? So he's like, I'm sexy smarty pants. I know everything. I know exactly where this thing is. I got it. The scientists are condescending. But Jacob's like, Listen, this power source was made by aliens who were on the planet before us, and there was a robot head on the moon. Okay, know what I'm talking about. We've got to get this key and shut down Stonehenge. Dr trouble says, Take him away. But then things start getting all vibrational, and Stonehenge is spinning and there's lightning and more pyramids are opening up and exploding, and you can see them from space. There's just so much stuff happening. Yeah, Casey is like, you know what? I'm gonna trust sexy Jacob, because I'm still pretty sure he's the hero we need. She grabs GI Joe and is like, Okay, listen, dr, trouble has no idea what he's doing, and we should go get that sexy guy. And GI Joe says, Yeah, let's do it. So Casey GI Joe and sexy Jacob, all three leave the school to go get the key. Jacob finds out what kind of bacteria is in the soil, and he's like, oh, yeah, Earth is getting terraformed. The aliens are coming. They're going to wipe us out. Terraformed. Meanwhile, is that your contribution?

LA: 19:05

I just like the word

Berly: 19:10

meanwhile. Dr, trouble and the other scientists are at the school, and they're like, We need to disrupt the waves, so let's get a machine to do that. And there just so happens to be a machine really close by, so they're able to get it there quickly. This is where I was asleep. I think I'm painting a pretty vivid picture of this movie so far. Well, surprise, Stonehenge does not like the machine. So it's lightning bolt starts coming, and it's electromagnetic waves go gamma. So they're like, this is dangerous, guys, we gotta shut down the machine. It's just too dangerous. Jacob and his posse go to the museum where the key is on display just in sign whoop, just in time to see it pulse and glow light. Then the alarm system goes off and people come in, guns blazing. GI Joe tells Casey and Jacob, get out of here. There, and he's shooting covering them so they can get to safety. Jacob shatters the display case, grabs the key, takes Casey and hides her in a truck outside. Then he goes back inside to help GI Joe, but he's too late. Miraculously, all the way from Maine Joseph is now there, and he wants that key too. The key will power the underground pyramid in Maine and provide shelter during the apocalypse. He doesn't want Jacob to use the key to turn off Stonehenge. He's like, let's let it happen. Man, come live with me in the underground pyramid. It'll be fine, and Earth will be so much better when the apocalypse is over. Jacob is just like, No, I don't think I want to do that. And so Joseph knocks his ass out and takes the key. Yikes. Jacob goes back to the truck and tells Casey, hey, I'm sorry. GI Joe is dead, and my friend Joseph was in there, and he knew everything. So I'm pretty sure he's got a mole back at the school. So fuck those guys. We're going to Maine, oh, back at the school, the scientists are now looking at all the ley lines and everything that they were calling fake bullshit earlier as Stonehenge starts spinning again, I don't know how there's still grass apparently around Stonehenge that's still getting torn up, right? Because every time it was spinning, it would show grass getting torn up. Yeah, but when it would show it from far away, it just looked like dirt.

LA: 21:24

Maybe when it sent out, it zaps it cleans the grass

Berly: 21:28

like it zaps people away and uses their eyes are gone and we clean our shit up. Maybe that's turning the people into fertilizer. That's magic. Turn Up fertilizer for terraforming and growing new grass and doing things that sounds right? TerraForm, electromagnetic, gamma ray, a

LA: 21:45

lot of science going

Berly: 21:46

a lot of science language, yeah, I don't know any of it, okay, but Stonehenge does its lightning bolt trick. It's electromagnetic. Again, they're able to trace the underground ley line this time. And it's going to more pyramids. And guess what, guys this time is the Great Pyramids in Giza. All three pyramids open up and turn into giant volcanos that you can see from space. Casey calls Dr trouble and is like, Hey, man, we've got some shit going on in Maine, me and sexy asked Jacob, need to get their ASAP. Dr, trouble is like, Yeah, I know Jacob's right. Another pyramid erupted, and we're going to nuke Stonehenge. And Jacob says, No, you can't do that. It's connected to Earth, underground energy grid, and if you nuke it, it's going to go through the whole grid and basically short out the earth. And that would be really bad. Help us get to Maine, and Dr trouble says, okay, in Maine, Joseph is really proud of himself for obtaining the key. He's making a really big show of it, and he has all these other bunker buddies down there. So his invitation to Jacob was not special. There's like, a whole group of people down there, totally giving cult vibes. Jacob uses his little Geiger counter because they're in Maine now, and he's like holding it out the window of the cars that he's driving around, which I guess they got the United States SWAT team involved, because they the trucks say SWAT on the side. So they've got escorts getting them to the underground pyramid, and they find it, but not before Joseph puts the key on the power source. This causes an electromagnetic anomaly which causes the underground pyramid to emerge from above or from underneath. It like comes, like it pierces the ground and it comes out and it's spinning back at the school, there's only 10 hours left on the countdown clock, and the military has authorized the strike on Stonehenge. But Dr, trouble has come around, and he's like, You know what, guys, I don't think this is a good idea anymore. We probably shouldn't do that. Military says, Too bad we're doing it anyway. So y'all better get the fuck out of here. And fast, the clock is still counting down, and the scientists are watching on their security camera that the middle stone thing in Stonehenge is glowing and spinning and all of the ley lines are lighting up like shit is about to go down.

LA: 24:03

How long did they have on this clock to begin with?

Berly: 24:05

When they figured it out, it was 37 hours. Now we're at 10. So,

LA: 24:09

I mean, they've been taking some long flights within this 37 hours. That's what we're gonna focus on. I mean, I'm just trying to think they're popping or hopping countries here across the pond, like,

Unknown: 24:22

oh, wait for lunch.

Berly: 24:25

So the stones are sucking up all of the Earth's energy grid in Maine, Jacob Casey and their SWAT team are trying to get into the pyramid, but the doors are electromagnetically sealed. One of the SWAT team guys is like, well, I have a grenade launcher, so I'm gonna unseal it. He shoots the grenade launcher, and the doors open, and sexy Jacob goes, nice. They get past the cult guards, and they find all of Joseph's bunker buddies, and Joseph is not in the main room. Marla flares her nostrils and huffs when they're asked her where he is. They find the pyramids power source, but the mech. Nizam key is gone, so Joseph's taken it somewhere else. Jacob uses his Geiger counter thing again to track Joseph down in the woods. Jacob confronts Joseph and begs him to not kick off the apocalypse. Give mankind another chance just chill out, bro. But Joseph says, No, I'm going to shoot you. Fortunately, one of the SWAT guys followed Jacob and Casey into the woods and distracts Joseph long enough for Jacob to get the gun away from him and shoot and kill Joseph. Instead. I don't know why Joseph was in the woods. This is never explained. Joseph's just a or I missed that part somehow. Maybe when I was taking my notes, they explained why he was out in the woods. I don't know. Maybe he needed to take a leak. Yeah, does your underground pyramid not have a toilet? How are y'all gonna live in there happily ever after during the apocalypse? Joseph, I don't think it's gonna be happily ever ever after. Well, Jacob picks up the mechanism key and is like, get me to an air base. Casey calls the school team and is like, Okay, we got it. Help us get back in time. The military says, No, we have the strike authorized. That's what we're gonna do. But of course, sexy ass Jacob gets on the little walkie talkie, and he's able to talk them into getting him on a supersonic jet so he can get the Stonehenge in time. I mean,

LA: 26:13

this is the most unbelievable part of the film, all the fucking flying within 37 hours.

Berly: 26:22

Doc, doctor, trouble is like, I'm going to go back to the school. I want to make sure that everything goes down the way it should. And then all the other school scientists are like, yeah, we're all going to go back. The military says, Yeah, okay, y'all go have fun. We're not going back with you. Very fine. Before He Leaves, Maine Jacob gives Casey his science award, which is a ring, because she trusted him, and that validated his work, if not his life. And she says, I'll hold on to it until you get back. And she closes her eyes and like has a moment with the ring while he's getting out of the car and running to the jet because he's got to get to Stonehenge, and by the time he lands at the Air Base in Stonehenge, wherever it is, oh, rain told us it's it's near her, so it's in England. Yeah, okay. And there is not a forest at Stonehenge. We have authority. But he lands with 30 minutes to spare. There is lightning and storming happening at Stonehenge. The news is talking about crazy shit that's going down all over the planet, and the news reporter is like, we're Holding Out for a Hero. The scientists in the School are watching and hoping. But then it turns out that David, the one who was originally saying they should listen to Jacob, he's been the mole the whole time, and he wants the apocalypse to happen, just like Joseph did, the military decides, you know what, we don't think Jacob's gonna make it in time, so go ahead and do the nuclear strike. Sorry, science guys that we let go back to the school two miles away from Stonehenge, you're shit out of luck. But David the mole scientist tries to shoot Jacob whenever he gets to the school, and Dr trouble comes running outside and ends up sacrificing himself to distract David. So Jacob gets away. I don't understand why Jacob needed to go back to the school at all, but a dramatic chase ensues. David the mole scientist is now chasing Jacob to the Stonehenge site. They got three minutes to spare, and the mole is hot on his tail. Jacob and the moles cars die as they get closer to Stonehenge because, you know, electromagnetic so Jacob gets out and runs the rest of the way, but the mole shoots him in the leg. So now he's limping his way through the electromagnetic field into the middle of Stonehenge. The Mole shoots him in his back, and with a minute to spare and a nuclear bomb seconds away from literally being dropped on their heads. The Mole picks up the mechanism key, and he's making, like, his villainous speech. He's like, Oh yeah, you believed aliens were on the moon. And Jacob's like, it's not aliens, it's a robot head. And he dramatically tackles himself onto David and puts the mechanism on the middle stone thingy, in order to turn off Stonehenge. Just in time, and it releases a giant electromagnetic blast that completely eviscerates the nuclear bomb before it has a chance to hit. Jacob saved the world from Stonehenge apocalypse. We cut to Casey, who's in a hospital because, oh yeah, Joseph shot her whenever they were chasing him into the forest. And she finds a news article that says, pseudoscientist sacrifice himself to save the planet. Question Mark, what's the real story? And then we hear Casey talking, starting the same radio show that Jacob had in the beginning. So she's taking his place, and then the credits roll, and that is my recap of Stonehenge apocalypse. What did you adore? Well. Misha Colin's fine. Ass. Yes,

LA: 30:02

he was probably the best part of

Berly: 30:06

it. Real good. Like, he's why people sit through that movie, yeah.

LA: 30:11

I mean, like,

Berly: 30:15

if you go into it knowing what you're getting into, it's fine. You can have fun with

LA: 30:20

it. Well, like I was gonna say, I like the idea of it, like, how, like talking about all these ancient artifacts and, like, all these places all over the world, yeah, I like, I like giving, it's giving Anunnaki vibes, yeah, yeah. So I like the kind of somewhat of the concept. But, I mean, it is pretty hokey.

Berly: 30:40

So Gore, the goriest stuff, was one of our the guys were getting shot up at the end when Dr trouble comes running out, and it's like, bang, bang, bang. And he's like, got the squibs going off like crazy on his chest, and then the gunshot in the leg, that was pretty like, that looked real. That looked realistic to me. You know, the squibs going off there. That was the goriest thing. I can't think of anything gory, yeah, right. So I know you have some, you have some trivia and fun facts for us, right?

LA: 31:10

Yeah. First off, Waterside main and the Air Force base that Jacob goes to on his way back to England. They don't exist. Not real places. The word electromagnetic was said 26 times throughout the movie. I'm surprised it's

Berly: 31:26

not more. I tried to get it in as many times as I could in my recap, you really did

LA: 31:33

this one. Aaron Pearl, who plays the captain, also played Roger in the rapture the previous year, alongside Misha Collins as Castiel. Sometimes doesn't make sense to me. Well, we haven't seen that episode yet, yeah, but it says so he also played Roger in the rapture the year previous.

Berly: 31:55

So the year before this movie was made, right? That guy played a character in a supernatural episode with Misha Collins playing Castiel, and his character's name was Roger, Roger dodger.

LA: 32:09

Oh, I was thinking it was a movie. That's why. Oh no, that's why. It didn't make sense to me. Okay.

Berly: 32:17

Well, for more, I heard you have some bad news for us.

LA: 32:22

I hate to tell you, but Stonehenge was not built by aliens. Says, Don't Tell Jacob says, London, it's official. Stonehenge was not built by aliens, nor is it a place of healing or a temple of the ancient Druids. A decade long, study has suggested that these are not true. They claim that the monument was built to cement a new East West alliance between the former warring tribes of Britain as the country started to become a United Kingdom after centuries of strife, they discovered all this after 10 years of work and trying to figure out what the hellstone hinges for, they rejected, obviously, the extraterrestrial, terrestrial,

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electromagnetic Yes,

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or the ancient Egypt or that it was linked to the summer solstice. None of that's true either. They also rejected notions that the monument was prehistoric observatory, a sun temple, a place of healing, or a temple of ancient Druids. I think I already kind of said that they believe that the stones symbolize the ancestors of the various the various clans, like the early farming families towards the end of the Stone Age, and that they marked that whole time was marked by conflict and religious differences. So when Stonehenge was built, there was a growing Island wide culture, the same styles of houses, pottery and other materials. I'm sorry, material forms were used from Orkney to the south coast Orkney. Oh, so they said that this was a very this was very different to the regionalism of previous centuries. The building of the monument also underlined the new spirit of cooperation. Stonehenge itself was a massive undertaking, requiring the labor of 1000s to move the stones from as far away as West Wales, shaping them and erecting them. So just the work itself, requiring everybody literally, to pull together would have been an act of unification between the clans. And the site already had special significance for prehistoric Britons because its Solstice aligned Avenue sits upon a series of natural land forms that, by chance, form an axis between the directions of the mid summer sunrise and the mid winter sunset. That is that

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so listener who requested Stonehenge apocalypse, I hope we didn't let you down. I think you did wonder. I hope you enjoyed today's episode and learned something new, electromagnetic gamma TerraForm. I. I learned that

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with the soil is purplish pink

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bacteria, bacteria. That's bad. Yep, it's coming for us. But to close it out, from sexy ass Jacob, portrayed by the sexy ass Misha Collins, he said, The only thing we know for sure is that Stonehenge is a terraforming device that was left behind by beings from another time.

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Got it. Cheers, cheers.

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